Living in a fascist lawn regime
<<<Incoming Telegram>>>
Message from the Voter General. Stop.
You the blessed and chosen voters of this Great England shall be conscripted.stop.
From hence forth the lawn will be mowed atleast twice a week.stop
Three times a week if it's not particularly rainy. stop.
No blade of grass shall be spared! stop.
The voter general shall be grievously displeased if she can not see bare earth through the lawn.stop.
All hoses shall be banned and all water butts will be confiscated. stop.
All Lawnmowers shall be cleaned and maintained fortnightly. stop.
All weeds will be removed and interrorgated. stop.
The voter general will have control. stop.
This land will be kept glorious and green. stop.
stop.stop.
<<message ends>>
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(21.5.06 22:05) Really tho why aren't there telegrams any more??!! ultimately great! col xx |
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Modern Sideboard / Website (6.3.12 07:37) Living in a fascist lawn regime. << Thanks............... Modern Sideboard |
